I’ve disappeared temporarily because busy bitch is my first, last and middle name. My upcoming show BADDEST BITCH is in full swing rehearsal/production work mode, the mag stuff, plus maintaining the party girl persona. I swear this has happened to me almost every day in the past 2 weeks:
Cz: I am staying in tonight! Yeah!
good friends: What time are we meeting tonight?
Cz: I’m staying in tonight! Yeah!
random person: Take me out tonight Cz, I haven’t been out.
Cz: No. Maybe. Okay!
I’m going out tonight! Yeah!
* New club trick (for me at least)… while DJ is playing I text him a compliment and then (big no-no)… request a song! Yeah! It always works.
By the way, best news of the year: I’M BECOMING A U.S. CITIZEN!!! I am getting sworn in this Tuesday, ironically a day before July 4th. After over 12 years of trying to get my green card (legally) and THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars spent on lawyers, courts and businesses, immigration (after a brief deportation scare a few months ago), has skipped the green card middle-way and granted me FULL CITIZENSHIP!!!
For those of you who don’t understand the importance of this, to me it means I can travel back to my homeland and other countries of the world freely without stress and freak-outs. No more hours and days waiting in long bogus immigration lines filling up useless paperwork, worrying whether I’ll get a good “Homeland Security” officer, and no more being pulled aside at US airports. That American passport is like gold for those of you who don’t know. That’s why there’s so many fence jumpers.
I think I might go back to India…