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Where are all the Women House Producers?

In one of many long and contemplative conversations I had with my business partner, I asked “Where the hell are all the female House producers??” I mean the big, HOUSEHOLD names? And no not singers that get the occasional songwriting credit, not the ‘so-and-so producer featuring’ (insert female singer/songwriter name here). I mean one name, HER NAME, doing complete production work with no male saddled to the project?

My partner says that the reason is because soulful House music is extremely male-dominated, way more than politics, corporate boardrooms or pop music. Women are often reduced to mere songbirds.

JUST DANCE AND LOOK PRETTY
Another reason offered was that women have no role model, an archetype to embody and aspire to be like one day. Women love House music, yet how many of us while listening to our favorite dancefloor tunes think to ourselves: “One day I want to be like Louie Vega, Grant Nelson or Dennis Ferrer?” Now I can’t speak for every woman obviously, but based on my conversations with hundreds of them I know that is not a thought that enters our cognizance. For the majority the thought is just to sit back and enjoy the beautiful music that men make.

I know they are out there. I’m just wondering why there aren’t at least one or two that have elevated to household names in the House community? One on the level of a Frankie, Black Coffee or a Cajmere?

NO SHE DIDN’T…
For most of you who know me I hate getting into the whole female/male debate. It’s a necessary evil and I quietly go my way without doing too much of the Z snapping “I’m a woman and proud” bs. As an upcoming DJ I’ve had tons of challenges, setbacks and behind-the-back eyerolls and snickers to deal with which I’ve cheerfully resigned myself to. When I put out my first mix CD everyone thought my boyfriend did it.

But at least when I played out, people could see that it was ME playing. Guaranteed, if a woman were to put out some banging ass tracks, people would be looking over her shoulder trying to see who *really* made the track. And since most female DJs and producers were often mentored by their male counterparts, the prevailing thought whether unspoken or not will be that it was their Pygmalion who shouldered the load.

(And may I add, I can’t always blame them. I know of a handful of female DJs that pay male producers to make their songs for them and call it their own. So they definitely don’t count in this equation. If Dennis Ferrer offered to make a track for me and slap my name on it I’d still pass. But the whole argument of ghostwriting is a whole creature in itself so let’s save that for another day.)

CAN WE CHANGE THIS?
Right now I can think of one woman that is making serious waves: Maya Jane Coles. She has had 17 releases from 2009-2011 and the best part is that she is only 22 years old. Is she the household name I wish we had more of? No. But who knows if she keeps this up she may be in a few more years.

SINGERS WHERE YOU AT?
I honestly think our hope lies in the singers. I’m pretty sure they’re already adept at making their own tracks, but for whatever reason the producer moniker is still given to another. I think it would be dope if I saw full on productions by Barbara Tucker, Ultra Nate, Stephanie Cooke and Dajae. SOLO.

A bigger wish would be that for those women that do go into making House music, that they stray from the insta-sample-edit-track-laptop-ramen rubble we are inundated with. Ladies if we love this music so much, then surely we can create new and original work? For those that have the talent and the drive for it, I champion you to create a new archetype for us.

Tragedies don’t just disappear…Chicago aids Japan this Thursday

It’s been over 2 months since a catastrophic earthquake recorded at 9.0 on the Richter scale struck off the coast of Japan, creating a tsunami of such massive proportions that it swept over cities and farmland. Hundreds of thousands were killed, thousands missing and the devastation has yet to stop. There were explosions and leaks of radioactive gas at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station and numerous fires ignited releasing radioactive material into the atmosphere. Traces of radiation were found in Tokyo’s water. Nuclear officials say that this crisis is on the same level as the Chernobyl disaster.

The official death toll has been quoted as 14,133 and more than 13,346 people are said to be missing. More than 130,000 people are in temporary shelters and tens of thousands more have had to evacuate their homes.

This is not a tragedy that will go away in one month, one year, not even 20 years. The rebuilding process has not even begun because the after effects are continuing to spiral out of their control.

Watch this video, one of so many chronicling the epic proportions this earthquake has cost:

***Click here to see pictures of the after effects***

Let us show our support by giving a donation, volunteering with relief efforts, educating ourselves on what can be done to help the people whose lives will never be the same again. Chip E and his lovely wife Liliko will be throwing a benefit to aid the victims of Japan.

WHEN: Thursday, May 26th
WHERE: Zentra (923 W. Weed Street, Chicago)
HOURS: 10pm-4am
DJS:
CHIP E
MAURICE JOSHUA
TERRY HUNTER
CZBOOGIE/CZARINA
PHIL LEE
and a special guest DJ from Japan: DJ UCHIKAWA

COVER: $10 (Absolutely no guest list!)
*All the money goes to an NPO – Nihon Univa Counter Crisis Team in Japan.

*Special thanks to Chip E and Liliko for throwing this event!


Jack4House Benefit at Zentra (5/14/11)

A message to DJs and producers who have been in this game a little too long…

You know that awkward kid who greets you with indefatigable enthusiasm and hopes for even a nod of recognition? The one who knows your achievements, who can recite every song in your discography, who sweats you a little too much? He treats you like a God and you can only shake your head in dismissal at what a lame he is. Well that kid is our future. And he’s going to kick your ass one day and leave you in the dust.

Many times you get inundated by lots of budding producers with plentiful material, some not quite ready for the masses and yet they push on hoping for a review, a well-named DJ to play it or even for a handful of positive comments on their Soundcloud page. As an editor it can get a little overwhelming and tiresome dealing with these extras in the midst of a heavy workload of interviews, meetings and the general running of day to day life. Personal emails and multiple Facebook inbox messages implore you to critique their new track, and lord knows how many god-awful promos sit in your inbox!

But in the past week something changed the way I look at things. I was in the presence of a number of well-known DJs, producers and artists of yesteryear who are still living in the glory of their past. They were old (in spirit), bitter and still expecting the same accolades and treatment as if we were inhabiting a time machine. Well I have news for you. In the past 15 years that you have masturbated to your past, the world of House music has moved on every single second-minute-hour-day-week in all those years that you have sat on that ass that you’re expecting everybody to kiss!

Do we respect you? Yes. Do we recognize all the hard word you had put in and the groundwork you have laid out for future generations? Absolutely!

But like grandpa in the rocking chair remembering the good old days, belittling the new generation is not very becoming. These talents are just as hungry as you were, made the same mistakes you did and are carving out a path towards unique artistry for their future generations to look upon.

And you know what? These kids are on their shit. They handle their business like true professionals and take nothing for granted. Guaranteed, a lot of them are going to be moving up in the game, getting charted, getting gigs overseas, getting distribution and making a name for themselves.

There are too many entitled people that have been in the game for too long, and the number of years you’ve been in it doesn’t guarantee you SHIT. So stop knocking the new guys down and lift them up instead. Encourage them, help them, say something nice. For 2011 let’s friggin’ help one another so we can all move up. Otherwise you can sit back down in your rocking chair and watch the kids pass you by.

BOOTCAMP BABY!!!

Tuesday night was the bootcamp I had talked about spinning a few blog entries ago. Needless to say, it was AWESOME! There were actually 3 DJ stations spread throughout the gym, and what they did was break people up into groups that rotated through different trainers and stations. There was a jumprope class prior to the official bootcamp, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack just watching them go through 30 minutes of nonstop jumping! Everything looked like so much fun though, and it was really cool to see your nightclub friends in a whole different setting.

Big ups to Don Myles for putting this all together, and to the whole XSport crew for making working out a really fun experience. These bootcamps happen every month, so for those in Chicago who missed it, make sure you get yourselves to the next one pronto!!!

Don Myles beating it! Go Don!!

The killer jumprope class!

Another station...more ropes!

Czboogie with Rees in the back

Lil Louis stopped by to say hi!

Tonka, Linda, Angie and Kevin

After the bootcamp my party buddy Sexy Angie brought us both pants that said Sexy on them, so for the next 30 minutes we proceeded to take multiple butt pictures until we found one that didn’t make us look too crazy.

Sexy Angie, Terry Hunter and me. We tried!

Working out with Terry Hunter

So I have this friend called Don Myles, who not only is a dope ass DJ, but he’s also been a personal trainer for many many years. He works at XSport Fitness (These are 24 hours gyms all over the country), and organizes these monthly bootcamps complete with DJs, free food and door prizes! So guess who’s spinning at the next one? ME! I’m so excited about this because it’s going to be a blast!

Come to Xsport Fitness on Tuesday November 30th for their kickass bootcamp! It’s FREE and open to the public, you can come solo or bring your friends! Just click attending on the event invite and you’re good to go!

We are asking for those that can make donations (clothing, canned goods, etc.) to do so at the event. This is to aid Aunt Martha’s, which provides housing and shelter to young women in need. This is a great charity so by attending you’re really killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

Don is Terry Hunter’s personal trainer, so he asked me to join them in a session so I could get a little taste of what it was like. He first off gave me a tour of the MASSIVE GINORMOUS gym, which is the biggest XSport in Chicago. It’s like a giant playground for adults.

Since Terry was late (this is normal apparently even though he only lives around the corner), he started me off with drills involving ropes, bars, and cool shit with names I didn’t know. In just a few minutes my arms were already burning. (The pull-up exercises with the bands were awesomely strengthening and ouchy.) Then Terry came and we all did boxing drills which were hella fun and great practice for when someone looks at you funny at the club. All I can say is, I wouldn’t want to see anyone try and step to Don or Terry, because they will *smash* you.

Hopefully I’ll get to come back next week and try some more fun shit, I can really see how your body and strength will change. I guess for the bootcamp most of the gym will be utilized with multiple training stations and multiple trainers with DJs in different stations. Talk about recreating the nightclub experience in a gym! You all would be silly to miss this bootcamp! Sign up now! Thanks Don!